If God Had Wanted Me

Concentrate On Doing The Job, Not The Fear.

He Had A Body Like Batman

You Gonna Take The Case?" It's Not A Case. It's A Missing Person. Sort Of." You're Gonna Have A Devil Of A Time Finding Him If It Was Aliens," Grandma Said.

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.

You're Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But Cops Aren't Required To Carry Emergency Condoms." Joe Morelli