Ideas Are Transplanted By Splitting,

Psychoanalysis Is That Mental Illness For Which It Regards Itself As Therapy.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

Since The Law Prohibits The Keeping Of Wild Animals And I Get No Enjoyment From Pets, I Prefer To Remain Unmarried.

If One Reads A Newspaper Only For Information, One Does Not Learn The Truth, Not Even The Truth About The Paper. The Truth Is That The Newspaper Is Not A Statement Of Contents But The Contents Themselves; And More Than That, It Is An Instigator.

What Are All The Orgies Of Bacchus When Compared To The Intoxication Of Someone Who Completely Surrenders To Continence!