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I Would Rather Undergo A Vasectomy Via Weed Whacker Than Attend An Opera.
-Dave Barry
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I Would Rather Undergo A
Dave Barry
I Would Rather Undergo A Vasectomy Via Weed Whacker Than Attend An Opera.
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