I Would Never Want To

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.

People May Be In Awe Of Perfection, But They Warm To Humanity.

I Like Sitting In The Dark And Watching People Far More Talented Than I'll Ever Be Sing My Songs And Say My Words. It's Thrilling.

If I Prayed As Much As I Pluck, I'd Be The Dalai Lama.

Life Seemed So Simple And Joyous When I Was Growing Up.