I Want To Tell You

Life Is Like A Box Of Hand Grenades,you Never Know What Will Blow You To Kingdom Come

Actions Defined A Man; Words Were A Fart In The Wind

When I Was Young, Some Women Told Me They Loved Me For My Long Eyelashes. I Accepted. Later It Was For My Wit. Then For My Power And Money. Then For My Talent. Then For My Mind-deep. Ok, I Can Handle All Of It. The Only Woman Who Scares Me Is The One Who Loves Me For Myself Alone. I Have Plans For Her. I Have Poisons And Daggers And Dark Graves In Caves To Hide Her Head. She Can't Be Allowed To Live. Especially If She's Sexually Faithful And Never Lies And Always Puts Me Ahead Of Everything And Everyone.

It's Just Business Nothing Personal.

We Are A Family, And The Loyalty Of The Family Must Come Before Anything And Everyone Else. For If We Honor That Commitment, We Will Never Be Vanquished-but If We Falter In That Loyalty We Will All Be Condemned.