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I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I Ain't Never Seen No "chocohol". We Got An Epidemic, People: People Who Like Chocolate But Don't Understand Word Endings. They're Probably "over-workaholled".

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.

When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask Myself, 'which Company Has The Most Annoying And Relentless Commercials?'

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.