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You’re In Competition With Everyone.

When I Turned 50, I Looked In The Mirror And I Thought: "hey, This Isn't The Dress Rehearsal, This Is Life And I Don't Know How Much Longer I'm Going To Have!"

It's Harder To Make Something Good When You Can't Curse All The Time.

Ah, Babies! They’re More Than Just Adorable Little Creatures On Whom You Can Blame Your Farts.

A Combustion Engine Of Ambition And Disappointment.