I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

I Have To Have Energy Because I Have A Lot Of Expenses. A Couple Of Cars, Couple Of Dogs And A Big Estate.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.