I Think Perhaps All Of

We're All Not Quite As Sane As We Pretend To Be.

Everything In This Business Makes Sense, Because It Serves A Real Purpose, Fills A Need That's A Part Of Living. Even A Single Nail, Like This One, Fulfills A Function. Drive It Into A Crucial Place And You Can Depend On It To Do A Job, Keep On Doing It For A Hundred Years To Come. Long After We're Dead And Gone, Both Of Us.

Sure God Created Man Before Woman, But Then Again You Always Make A Rough Draft Before Creating The Final Masterpiece.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

The Man Who Smiles When Things Go Wrong Has Thought Of Someone To Blame It On.