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I Used To Trip Over My Legs And Get Detention For My Too-short Shorts Because None Fit. I Still Trip, But Now I Like To Show Them Off.

Talking About Relationships Is A Surefire Way To Jinx Them.

I Trip Over My Legs All The Time. I'll Wave To Somebody, Look Up, And End Up Eating Pavement.

Every Actor Who Has Done An Action Film Has A Little Tiny Scar Somewhere From That.

I Am Very Superstitious About Toasts. I Never Toast With Water, And I'm Very Careful To Make Eye Contact With Everyone I Toast With.