I Tell My Children To

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

I'm A Very Physical Actor. I Use Everything - Toes, Teeth, Ears, Everything. I Don't Simply Mean Physical In The Sense Of Movement And Vigour. I Find Myself Remembering The Shape Of A Scene By How I'm Standing, What I'm Doing.

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

Not Everyone Can Become A Great Artist; But A Great Artist *can* Come From *anywhere*.