I Shall Be Most Happy

If I Were Two-faced, Would I Be Wearing This One?

What Are You Gonna Do For A Face When The Baboon Wants His Ass Back?

When I Am Getting Ready To Reason With A Man, I Spend One-third Of My Time Thinking About Myself And What I Am Going To Say And Two-thirds About Him And What He Is Going To Say.

Thoughtful Men Must Feel That The Fate Of Civilization Upon This Continent Is Involved In The Issue Of Our Contest. Among The Most Satisfying Proofs Of This Conviction Is The Hearty Devotion Everywhere Exhibited By Our Schools And Colleges To The National Cause.

Man Is Not The Only Animal Who Labors; But He Is The Only One Who Improves His Workmanship.