I Serve Dinner In Three

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.