I Really Never Had Any

The Two Things I Understand Best Are Stand-up Comedy And Martial Arts. And Those Things Require An Ultimate Grasp Of The Truth. You Have To Be Objective About Your Skills And Abilities To Compete In Both.

I've Been Inspired By A Shitload Of People In My Life So If There's Ever Anybody That I Can Inspire, To Me That's A Huge Gift. To Be Able To Turn That Back Around.

I Realized A Long Time Ago That Instead Of Being Jealous You Can Be Inspired And Appreciative. It Carries More Energy To You... That Can Be An Awesome Motivating Force That Can Improve Your Life If You Choose To Be Inspired And Not Jealous. One (being Jealous) Has No Benefit Whatsoever, The Other Is An Incredible Resource For Creating Momentum And Improvement.

Someone Else's Success Does Not Equal A Failure For You.

A Unicorn Is A Donkey From The Future