I Poop In The Backyard...

I Think It Was W.h. Auden Who Said He Was Lucky That His First Favorite Poet Was Thomas Hardy, Who Was A Good But Not A Great Poet, Because If You Are Exposed To The Greats Too Soon It Can Just Squash You As A Writer.

A Dream Is The Mind's Way Of Answering A Question It Hasn't Yet Figured Out How To Ask.

Becoming An Actor Made Me Way More Interested In Plot.

People… They Don’t Write Anymore – They Blog. Instead Of Talking, They Text, No Punctuation, No Grammar: Lol This And Lmfao That. You Know, It Just Seems To Me It’s Just A Bunch Of Stupid People Pseudo-communicating With A Bunch Of Other Stupid People In A Proto-language That Resembles More What Cavemen Used To Speak Than The King’s English.

Maybe The Best Things About Celebrity Are The Things Like Being Able To Get That Seat On The Plane That You Wouldn't Normally Get, But That's Kind Of Like Cheating.