I Never Drink Water. I'm

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.