I Ne'er Could Any Luster

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.

When Of A Gossiping Circle It Was Asked, "what Are They Doing?" The Answer Was, "swapping Lies.

A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End A Contest Quicker Than Justice, Judge Or Vicar.

In All Cases Of Slander Currency, Whenever The Forger Of The Lie Is Not To Be Found, The Injured Parties Should Have A Right To Come On Any Of The Indorsers.

Our Ancestors Are Very Good Kind Of Folks; But They Are The Last People I Should Choose To Have A Visiting Acquaintance With.