I Might Lie A Lot

How Can You Love Me If You Dont Know Me? I Stink Really Bad.

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

I Like To Behave In An Extremely Normal, Wholesome Manner For The Most Part In My Daily Life. Even If Mentally I'm Consumed With Sick Visions Of Violence, Terror, Sex And Death.

I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking And More Power Chords.