I Maintain, In Truth, That

Writing Is Like Prostitution. First You Do It For Love, And Then For A Few Close Friends, And Then For Money.

Of All Follies There Is None Greater Than Wanting To Make The World A Better Place.

You Only Die Once, But You Will Be Dead For A Very Long Time.

The Most Effective Way Of Attacking Vice Is To Expose It To Public Ridicule. People Can Put Up With Rebukes But They Cannot Bear Being Laughed At: They Are Prepared To Be Wicked But They Dislike Appearing Ridiculous.

A Learned Fool Is More A Fool Than An Ignorant Fool.