I'm An Action Transvestite Really,

So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.

I Am Someone Who's Very Positive About Business, As A Social Democrat. I Do Like The Safety Net Of The Welfare System And People Setting Things And Creating Business, And That's What I Try To Do With My Own Work: Export It Around The World From The U.k.