I’m A Comedian Who Got

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

I Don't Think More Concentration Is Required For Robert De Niro To Do What He Does As For Jim Carrey To Do What He Does.

In A Movie Like This, The Relationship Between The Two Guys Is Crucial. It Sinks Or Swims On How These Two Guys Are Together. I Think We Did A Good Job.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.