I Love Traveling All Over

You're No Elvis Presley, I'm No Marilyn Monroe, But I Do Think You're Sexy, Just Thought I'd Tell You So.

Truth Is, I Wouldn't Know A Gigabyte From A Snakebite.

I Don't Listen To Music For Fun. I Ain't Got Enough Time For Fun! I'm Always Busy Writing My Own Music. I Don't Try To Compete Or See What Other People Are Doing.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.

I Don't Know That I'm Beautiful Or Glamorous. I'm A Pretty Artificial Looking Person. I Sure Am Flattered When People Think I'm Beautiful, But I Think I'm Leaning Towards More Cartoonish Than Beautiful. But I'm Comfortable With Who I Am. And Since I Wasn't Born As A Natural Beauty, I Just Make The Most Of What I've Got.