I Love Things That Are

Sometimes I Want To Be On 'the Real Housewives Of New York.' I Want To Remind Them To Figure Out How To Get Along And Support Each Other.

Women With Money And Women In Power Are Two Uncomfortable Ideas In Our Society.

Out Of All The Neighborhoods In Manhattan, Soho In Particular Had The Charged Atmosphere Of A Movie Set, Populated With Passersby Who Looked Like Extras From Central Casting, So Perfectly Did They Fit Into This Environment. There Was The Feeling Of Everything Being Not Quite Real, Or Too Perfectly Cliched To Actually Be True, And It Began To Rain In A Fine, Misty Drizzle From A Black Patent Leather Sky.

I Don't Like To Think Of Myself As A 'virgin'. I Prefer To Think Of Myself As 'sexually Incomplete'. You Know. Like I Haven't Finished The Course Yet.

All Men Are A Disappointment. No Matter What Anyone Says.