I Love That I Can

My Daughter Doesn't Even Get My Humor. She's Like, 'um, No. I Don't Get It, Dad. Mmm, No, Not That One, Dad.'

My Goals Are So High That I Don't Have Time To Relax, In Any Way Shape Or Form.

The Two Things In The World We All Share In This World Are Laughter And Pain. We've All Got Problems. The Levels Of Those Problems Vary, But We've All Got Problems. When You Can Take Things That Are Painful And Make Them Funny, That's A Gift - To You And Your Audience.

I Was Probably Tall As A Child, But I Just Stopped Growing.

I Don't Think Comedy Will Ever Die.