I Like To Serve Chocolate

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.