I Like My Women To

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.