I Know How To Do

I Was Completely Nuts For Most Of My Life.

No Government In The Middle East Is Innocent. Wars Make The Stock Market Go Up, So No One In America Is Innocent Either, Nor Anyone Anywhere Where Capitalism Reigns.

Two Things Do Me In: One's Chocolate Cake, The Other's Hypocrisy.

I'm Funnier Now Because I'm Braver And Less Full Of Hate, So Everything Is Even More Ridiculous Than It Was Before.

There Isn't A Problem On This Earth That A Doughnut Cannot Make Better.