I Knew If I Waited

The Problem With The Press Is That They Can't Tell The Difference Between A Bicycle Crash And The End Of Civilization.

If You Cannot Have What You Believe In You Must Believe In What You Have.

Beauty Is All Very Well At First Sight; But Who Ever Looks At It When It Has Been In The House Three Days?

Although I Cannot Lay An Egg, I Am A Very Good Judge Of Omelettes

There Are Only Two Classes In Good Society In England: The Equestrian Classes And The Neurotic Classes.