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It Is All Very Well For People With Fine Arts Degrees, But For Ordinary People Like Myself, We Want A Statue To Look Like The Person.

I Don't Work Hard Enough. If I Had Worked Harder I Might Have Been Prime Minister.

You Can't Expect To Work For The Daily Mail Group And Have The Rest Of Society Treat With You Respect As A Useful Member Of Society, Because You Are Not.

I'd Love To Write About My Growing Sexual Awareness, But The Press Would Turn It Into Something Squalid.

It Would Actually Be Quite Nice If The American Ambassador In Britain Could Pay The [congestion] Charge That Everybody Else Is Paying And Not Actually Try And Skive Out Of It Like Some Chiselling Little Crook.