I Just Learned How To

I'm Sure There's Just Such A Desperate Feeling If You've Lost A Child. You'd Probably Feel So Desperate That You Would Do Anything. Even If They Came To The Door And Put A Gun To Your Head, You'd Just Be Happy To See Them.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.

I Was An Assistant Once. I Worked For Rob Reiner And His Family. I Did Sign A Confidentiality Agreement, Though.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

At My First Tournament, About Four Years Ago, I Got Four Twos. Now I Have A Poker Problem. I Do Win Every So Often, So That's What Keeps Me Going.