I Just Didn’t Want To

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

This Is One Of My Favorite Pick Up Strategies: I'm Constantly Giving Women My Keys. So Far, None Of Them Have Shown Up. Matter Of Time. And I've Been Robbed Twice.

Do It Under The Influence Yourself! That's What We're Shooting For! Get Drunk And Make Your Dreams Come True.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.