I Have No Interest In

If I Blew My Nose The Daily Express And The Daily Mail Would Say That I Am Trying To Spread Germ Warfare.

I Have Opened Newspapers And Read Incredible Lies.

It Would Actually Be Quite Nice If The American Ambassador In Britain Could Pay The [congestion] Charge That Everybody Else Is Paying And Not Actually Try And Skive Out Of It Like Some Chiselling Little Crook.

Boris [johnson] And Dave [cameron] Gnawed Each Other's Testicles [during The Tory Civil War Which Blighted The Eu Referendum].

I Employed My Wife For Three Years To Sit In The Attic And Type Up My Autobiography, 700 Pages, Organise Everywhere I Go. I'm Paying The Normal Rate Of Tax On The Money I Take Out For Myself.