I Have Learnt A Good

Hope Is A Pleasant Acquaintance, But An Unsafe Friend, Not The Man For Your Banker, Though He May Do For A Traveling Companion.

Mothers Can Get Weaned As Well As Babies.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

Punctuality Is The Sole Of Business.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.