I Have An Erratic Drummer

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I Know About Woodstock Probably As Much As Your Average Person Who Is Over 30, Where I'd Know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.