I Hate Mondays - I

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

On Stage, I Think I'm 35. Working Takes Over My Whole Body And I Become A Younger Man - That's Why I Won't Stop.

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.