I Had No Desire To

I Was Lying Ten And Had A Thirty-five Foot Putt. I Whispered Over My Shoulder: "how Does This One Break?" And My Caddie Said, "who Cares?"

If You Think It's Hard To Meet New People, Try Picking Up The Wrong Golf Ball.

I'd Rather Make The Cut In The Crosby Than Win Another Oscar.

It Can Be A Simple Sentence That Makes One Single Point And You Build For That. You Zero In On One Moment That Gets That Character, You Go For It, That's It, Man, And If You Fail The Whole Thing Is Down The Drain, But If You Make It You Hit The Moon.

I Was Born In An Elevator, And - As My Mother Said - Naturally It Was Going Down. She Said, "all I Remember Is Telling Your Father, 'that's It! Never Again!'" That's Why I'm An Only Child.