I Got My First Laugh

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.