I Feel Like Humor Is

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings

The Irs! They're Like The Mafia, They Can Take Anything They Want!

Fear Of Success Is One Of The New Fears I've Heard About Lately. And I Think Its Definitely A Sign That We're Running Out Of Fears. A Person Suffering From Fear Of Success Is Scraping The Bottom Of The Fear Barrel.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have