I Eat Fish, Three Times

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"

You Come First, The Clothes Later. Reinvent New Combinations Of What You Already Own. Be Creative.

Life Is Not A Beauty Contest, Some [ugly People] Are Great. What I Hate Is Nasty, Ugly People... The Worst Is Ugly, Short Men. Women Can Be Short, But For Men It Is Impossible. It Is Something That They Will Not Forgive In Life... They Are Mean And They Want To Kill You.

Don't Look To The Approval Of Others For Your Mental Stability

Don’t Sacrifice Yourself Too Much, Because If You Sacrifice Too Much There’s Nothing Else You Can Give And Nobody Will Care For You.