I Don't Even Know If

Oh Yes, You Can Kick Me And You Can Punch Me And You Can Break My Face But You Won't Change The Way I Feel 'cause I Love You

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy. Dumpy, Fat And Middle-aged.

I'd Love To...but Only With You.