I Don't Think Human Beings

I Love The Start Of Autumn When The Trees In My Garden Change The Colour Of Their Leaves In One Last Dazzling Display.

Do I Believe In God? Yes I Do. When You've Had A Life Like Mine, You Have To.

I've Been In Every Disco In The World. I Saw A Picture Of My Wife Shakira And I Dancing In Studio 54; I Didn't Even Know Someone Had Taken That Picture.

If You're A Movie Actor, You're On Your Own - You Cannot Control The Stage. The Director Controls It.

Comedy Is Underrepresented In Every Actor's Life, Because It's So Bloody Difficult To Write.