I Don't Do Drugs Anymore...

People In The U.k. Share My Bemusement With The United States That America Doesn't Share With Itself. They Have A Sense Of Irony, Which America Doesn't Have, Seeing As It's Being Run By Fundamentalists Who Take Things Literally.

Good Comedy Helps People Know They're Not Alone. Great Comedy Provides An Answer.

I Go To Dance Clubs...about Once A Year Just To Justify The Other 364 Days I Spend In My Apartment Going 'god, What Idiots!'

I Don't Mean To Sound Bitter, Cold, Or Cruel, But I Am, So That's How It Comes Out.

Yesterday, Some Hooligans Knocked Over A Dustbin In Shaftesbury.