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My Glass Of Wine And I Are Besties.

I Don't Even Have Facebook, Twitter Or Instagram. Why Would I Ever Want To Be Viral When I'm Not Even On The Internet?

I Have This Odd Tendency To Be Really Sarcastic When I'm Uncomfortable And I Don't Really Know Why But It Just Comes Out And It's Come Out Since I Was A Child.

Always Have A Backup Plan.

I Think The Second You Think That You're Funny Is When You Stop Being Funny.