I'd Definitely Like To See

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

What Makes The Most Money For This Business? Dead Rock Stars.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.