I Could Not Lose Unless

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'