I Can Play The Game

You Might As Well Praise A Man For Not Robbing A Bank As To Praise Him For Playing By The Rules.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

Fight Tautness Whenever It Occurs; Strive For Relaxed Muscles Throughout.

The Rewards Of Golf, And Of Life Too I Expect, Are Worth Very Little If You Don't Play The Game By The Etiquette As Well As By The Rules.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.