I Believe It Is Our

I Was In A Cab In New York. The Cab Had A Sign, "please Do Not Smoke, Christ Is Our Unseen Guest." This Guy Was Reaching. I Figure, If He Could Overcome Being Nailed To A Cross, I Don't Think A Marlboro Light's Gonna Faze Him That Much.

I Am Available For Children's Parties, By The Way.

I Smoke To Fill The Potholes In My Soul

I Smoke. If This Bothers Anyone, I Suggest You Look Around At The World In Which We Live And Shut Your F-kin' Mouth.

Laughter Makes The Bitter Swallowing Of Truth, For Some, A Little Easier.