I Believe In God, Because

Your Mind Is Like, Oh My God, I Know This Is Wrong, But Your Body Just Gives In.

My Dad Used To Flush My Mother's Head Down The Toilet. I Was So Screwed Up.

My First Quote Was, I Don't Want To Hurt God's People. Jim Bakker's Quote Was, I Was Set Up By A Female...

I Was A Girl From Massapequa, New York. I Grew Up In Massapequa. I Lived In A Basement With One Window.

Jim Bakker Is An Extremely Talented Preacher, If He Would Just Get It Together.