I Am Starting A Collection

Wow, You're Awesome And The Universe Loves A Winner, So The Universe Must Really Love You!

On Tv, Talking Heads Wrung Their Hands Over A Lack Of Traditional Feminine Values And Wondered If Girls’ Sports Were To Blame. Then They Cut To A Commercial Featuring A Sexy College Coed Vacuuming Her Dorm Room In Her Underwear.

Retribution Is A Dog Chasing Its Tail.

Any Librarian Or Scholar Will Tell You: Close Is Not The Same As Accurate.

Do Not Be Tempted By English Roses. Their Beauty Fades, But Their Thorns Are Forever.