I Am Probably A Pseudo-intellectual.

Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got Other Crap I Need Help With!

There Is A New Bill In The Senate That Is Upsetting A Lot Of People. This Bill Would Give The President The Power To Shut Off The Internet. Al Gore Is Strongly Opposed To It. Not Because He Invented The Internet. Because He Did. But Because He Just Signed Up For Match.com.

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.

You Can Never Talk Religion On Network Tv. It Makes Too Many People Angry. You Can Talk About Sex.

I Don't Get Emails From My Corporate Overlords.